Funny sayings to get engraved on your next gift

Purchasing someone an engraved gift is not only thoughtful, but it’s also unique and it’s a great way to show people how much you care. 

It’s also a great way to make someone smile, regardless of whether you are buying them a bereavement or memorial gift, a birthday present or a farewell. These days, people are getting more creative than ever when it comes to giving presents and there are so many different options available for products that you can get engraved. 

Some of our favourite ideas for presents in the lead up to Christmas and the New Year includes photo albums, which provide a way for loved ones to hold onto hard copies of precious memories; and Personalised Glassware, which includes options such as the beer glass engraved set and whisky or wine glasses. 

That is just a few ideas but really the options are endless. It depends on the type of message you are hoping to portray, the person you are giving it to (or in memory of) and a range of different options that you can look into when you’re deciding on the right design to suit. 

Once you choose a gift, the decision of what you should say can be even harder. Usually people opt for something short but sweet, however with all the frustrations of modern day living, there are many people out there who are now focusing more on positive messages, or messages that are designed to make the recipient smile or laugh, no matter what the occasion might be! 

If you’re having trouble trying to decide on a message for your gift for someone, we thought we’d help out and make things a bit easier on you. We did our research and found some of the funniest or best sayings to get engraved to make someone smile or laugh. 

BIRTHDAY 
 No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was. 
 Old enough to know better… young enough to still do it. 
 Another year, another new place that aches. 
 It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like? 
 It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope! 
 Better to be over the hill than buried under it. 
 Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. 
 Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! 
 Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. 
 Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department? 

FAREWELL 
 Good friends never say goodbye, they simply say “see you soon” 
 Relax, enjoy yourself, try something new. 
 All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory. 
 Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. 
 Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software. 

WEDDING 
 Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. 
 A day without your love is a day without life. 
 A kiss that tells it all is seldom a first edition. 

MEMORIAL 
 You are so lucky it wasn’t you. 
 Better them, than you. No, really, I’m serious. 
 Roses are red, violets are blue, I am so glad it wasn’t you. 

MISCELLANEOUS 
 When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. 
 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 
 I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem. 
 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. 
 I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. 
 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 
 There is no dance without the dancers. 
 If nothing was learned, nothing was taught. 
 Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. 
 Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. 

Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a…